Amazingly, they make Luna Bars in about every flavor imaginable. Perhaps I should rephrase that. They make Luna Bars in every flavor that a normal non pregnant person could imagine. Even though I ate a lot of Luna Bars when I was expecting, they didn't make the flavors I was really craving. Sure they make flavors like caramel nut brownie, lemon zest, and my personal favorite chocolate peppermint stick, but they don't make flavors like chocolate pork rinds or strawberry tomato.

If I had been in the test chef department of the Luna Bars company when I was pregnant, you would see grocery store shelves lined with the oddest assortment of Luna Bars that you can imagine. Blueberry jalapeño, bologna banana, and vanilla tuna are the first flavors I would want to market. After that I might concentrate on things like pepperoni, pickles, and even ice cream. I think that most of the people in America are glad that I didn't work for Luna Bars during my pregnancy?

Since I had no power to market my personal flavor preferences, I did a little snack doctoring in my own kitchen. Some days I spread a key lime pie flavored bar with peanut butter. Other days I dipped my cookies and cream delight bar in salsa. My favorite concoction was slathering miracle whip on an iced oatmeal raison Luna Bar.

I know it sounds weird, but compared to what some of my pregnant friends have eaten, it wasn't really that bad a craving. I had one friend that ate dirt while she was pregnant. She would go out into the garden and chew a handful of potting soil while she weeded her flowers. I wouldn't ever do that. I wouldn't even dip one of my Luna Bars in dirt. But I would definitely dip a Luna Bar in a chocolate shake. That actually sounds pretty good to me. I wonder if that means I am pregnant.

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